Friday, July 18, 2008

My Review of Mulan

Mulan never grabbed my attention until I had a daughter to watch it with. When it first came out, I blew it off as Disney's next attempt at an epic along the same lines as The Lion King. When my daughter came along, though, she wanted the DVD. Being the big pushover that I am, I bought Mulan for her. We watched it together and I immediately fell in love with the film. As the third film listed on my Disney list and as I've done with the first two, here's my review of the film from Amazon.com. I hope you enjoy it.

A Good Message For Young Girls

Although Mulan isn't my favorite of the big Mouse's productions, it is definitely in my top ten. In this tale, a young girl goes against tradition and takes her father's place in a great war with the Mongols by disguising herself as a young man. The tale has been told before in various forms, but it works very well in this picture.

The story gives girls a strong message of doing what you believe in or what is best, even though it may go against tradition or the majority's point of view. In the end, Mulan not only gains the respect of her fellow soldiers, but of the entire empire of China.

The action sequences are fairly intense, although there are really only two major battles. The first is the brilliantly animated fight in the snowy mountains where the Chinese, outnumbered, take on a huge Mongol force lead by the sinister main villain whose name escapes my memory right now. The second major conflict takes place in the emperor's palace and spills into the streets of the city.

The characters in this film are all given proper introductions, though the main bad guy doesn't have many chances to develop. All we really know is that he wants to take over the Chinese empire. Ming-Na Wen provides the speaking voice for Mulan. The rest of the character voices include B.D. Wong, Pat Morita and a hilarious Harvey Fierstein.

Of course, everyone focuses on the comic relief of Mushu(Eddie Murphy). Murphy does a splendid job with the character, though I think he could have been given a little more room to expand on the character. In all honesty, Mushu is almost as funny as Murphy's "Donkey" from the "Shrek" films.

The songs in this film are pretty good. Reflection is a rather good song that is performed by Mulan(singing voice provided by Lea Salonga). The song is very inspiring. My favorite song has to be Be A Man, however. It just sounds great and reminds me of Elvis' GI Blues. You'd think the military would be an odd setting for musical numbers, but it works in both of these films. Another excellent song is True To Your Heart, performed by Stevie Wonder and boy band 98 Degrees. It's a very peppy, feel-good song that finishes off the film in great fashion. The DVD includes a number of special features. From games to the obligatory "Making Of" featurette, it's all here. There is a music video of the aforementioned Stevie Wonder/98 Degrees song and a very, VERY virginal looking Christina Aguilera performing Reflection. Overall, a fine addition to the family DVD collection. I highly recommend this to folks with young daughters due to its good message. Don't worry if you only have sons, the message works for them as well, and there's plenty of action to quench their craving for fight scenes. Highly recommended.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

One Of My Earliest Disney DVD Reviews

The second review from my Disney list is also one of my earliest reviews. I feel that it doesn't quite do justice to Hercules as many of my later reviews would do for other films. Keep that in mind while reading it. I truly believe that Hercules is one of the most underrated Disney films produced in the last twenty years. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you give it a look.

Here's the review:

God-like Fun For All Ages

Hercules will never win any type of awards, but it is a fine addition to the Disney giant. When people hear "Disney," they automatically think of the classics(e.g. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Bambi, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, etc.) that set the standard for all animated motion pictures. However, Hercules is dusted off as the illegitimate child among Walt's brood. This is a total shame, primarily because Hercules is a good Disney movie with good Disney music and good Disney characters, with the exception of Hades, who is a great villain. It doesn't have any memorable songs, but they are all good songs. You won't see a Broadway production of Hercules, but that doesn't mean it's a bad movie. The easiest way to explain Hercules is this: Have you ever watched a movie that was just fun? No moving moments, no dead deer, nobody unable to wait to be king, just good ol' fashion fun? Hercules is that movie. It has adventure and action for the young'uns and a little adult humor for the quick ear. It doesn't pay any attention to historical accuracy, but that doesn't matter here. What matters is that this film can be watched by all and enjoyed. The Mouse that Walt built did a fine job with this film, but please don't blow it off as a bad movie just because it's story isn't as moving as some of Disney's standard classics. Give it a chance. Having a young daughter, I own quite a few Disney DVDs, and I have to say that I prefer watching Hercules more than any of the others, because it's a funny movie.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Review Of One Of My Favorite Disney Movies (And Returning The Favor)

Since my Disney list got a huge response (okay, so two people commented on it so far), I've decided to post my reviews from Amazon.com of each individual film from my previous list. I'm listed as K. Fontenot (Prairie Cajun) on there and I currently have over 800 reviews on everything from CDs to DVDs to books and plenty of other things like candy and even razors.

Also, visit Steve Higgins' great family film blog, http://familyfriendlymovies.blogspot.com/, to check out some great film reviews as well.

Here's my review of Beauty and the Beast. I hope you enjoy it:

A Modern Disney Masterpiece

I don't know why I've waited so long to review this film. It is simply one of the greatest animated features of all time. From the wonderful songs to the wonderful cast to the lovely animation, this film hits on all cylinders. It's a moral story as old as time itself: Beauty lies not upon the face, but within the heart. If you haven't seen this movie, please consider renting or buying it soon. It doesn't matter what age you are because this movie appeals to all age groups. Our heroine is, of course, the lovely Belle, who gives her freedom up so that her father can be released from Beast's castle. Beast's servants, especially Lumiere, Cogsworth, and Mrs. Potts, devise a plan for Belle to fall in love with Beast in order to break the curse that all of them suffer from. Of course, much like in Frankenstein, that which is misunderstood is considered a monster and Belle's arrogant would-be suitor, Gaston, sets out to free his damsel-in-distress.

The voice cast is wonderful. It includes Robby Benson (Beast), Angela Lansbury (Mrs. Potts), Jerry Orbach (my favorite, Lumiere), David Ogden Steirs (Cogsworth/Narrator), and Paige O'Hara as Belle. Richard White portrays the selfish oaf, Gaston, and does a wonderful job.

The music is top notch. Composed by Alan Menken and given lyrics by Howard Ashman, the songs are some of the best and most memorable in Disney's catalogue. From "Be Our Guest" to "Gaston," they are all winners here.

The animation is classic and contemporary at the same time.

The DVD is nice. It comes complete with the original and special editions of the film and a plethora of wonderful documentaries on the making of the film, it's music, and many other things as well. You would be wise to add this masterpiece to your collection. I highly recommend it.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Down The Ouiska Chitto

I grew up in a small community called Hickory Flat just on the outskirts of Oberlin, LA. When I was little, my family and I would often go "down to the river," which translates into "go about two miles behind the house to the Calcasieu River. Now a lot of folks from Louisiana are familiar with the Calcasieu River, especially the southern end of it near Lake Charles where it's a rather wide and quite beautiful. Fewer know of the just-as-beautiful small bends, crooks and shallows of its northern end. I used to swim and fish in this part of the river and there were very few folks around at all. In fact, the few times we did run into people, it was usually family. It was the river that I grew up with. There's another river, much smaller and, thanks to tourism, much, much more crowded than the Calcasieu near my childhood home. I visited it this weekend.

Just east of Oberlin, in a small community called Mittie, There's a small river (some call it a creek) called the Ouiska Chitto. It's properly pronounced Whiska-chitto, but most folks around here call it the Whiskey Chitta or some other derivative form. It's name comes from an old local Indian term that supposedly means "tall cane," but that meaning, much like most of what has happened on this little river, is up for debate. It was on the northern end of what once was known as Imperial Calcasieu, a large area of southwest Louisiana that was eventually divided up into parishes (the Louisiana equivalent of a county). This area was disputed for years as to who exactly owned it, and criminals used this to their advantage, hiding in this wild area that ranged from what is now Allen Parish all the way down to Cameron and bordering the Sabine River and Texas state line. It's in this area that untold treasures are still supposedly hidden and unspeakable crimes were committed.

Today, the Ouiska Chitto is home to a number of canoe rental companies that allow you to rent a canoe from them and take a (on average) four to six hour trek down this beautiful, shallow spring-fed creek. This wasn't my first time down the Ouiska Chitto. I've been on it a few times before. It was, however, my first time to rent a canoe to make the trip down. Myself, my wife, and some friends headed down the river in canoes we rented from Campbell's Canoes, which you can look up on the Internet if you'd like. I recommend them. They are friendly, down home folks who act as if you're their best friend when you stroll up to their riverfront business. The day started for us around 9:00 a.m. and it was a hot but tolerable July Saturday in Louisiana. For those who aren't aware, the Ouiska Chitto is a very shallow river for the most part. It's not unusual to hit the bottom or even push off of the bottom to propel your canoe forward. There's also a lot of stumps and trees in the water as well. This means that there is a very high probability that you'll get stuck at some point on your journey. In fact, you can bet on it. Do not let this deter you though, as this is all part of the experience. It's really not that hard to get "unstuck" most of the time, but do expect to get out of the canoe and push, pull, drag, or carry it over certain parts of the river.

As we made our way down to Carpenter's Bridge (the pick-up point and bridge named after my mother's family), we encountered quite a bit of wildlife on the river. The primary wildlife was a bunch of drunks, but after we made it about halfway down the river, they pretty much thinned (or perhaps passed) out and we were left with fish, turtles, a few frogs, some birds and a wonderful light breeze. This is a wonderful location and was a beautiful trip down a unique little river in Louisiana. If you ever get the chance to go, I once again highly recommend Campbell's Canoe rentals. I also recommend that if you have small children in tow, try to rent a canoe during the week or after school has started. Why? Because the river may be wild, but the sixteen to twenty-something crowd is much wilder. As stated before, we did encounter quite a few drunks on the first half of our trip. Along with them came a little bit of lewd behavior and some of the filthiest language you'll ever here. I'm not proud to admit that, but I felt that families should know this information before exposing their kids to it.

If you can avoid the idiots, you'll have a great time on the Ouiska Chitto. Unfortunately we didn't bring a camera with us, so I can only tell you that the Ouiska Chitto is a beautiful river to canoe on. If you go, bring plenty of sunblock, something to eat, maybe a radio to listen to (or at least drown out the language of a few other folks), towels, a change of clothes and a strong back that's ready to tackle a unique canoing adventure.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A Holy House Of Mouse?

I recently read an article stating that the president of Disney World in Orlando, FL has a large scale plan to plant churches across the United States. It's refreshing to see a business man doing such things these days. In fact, he's doing it rather quietly, as I had to do a search on Disney on Yahoo! News to find the article. You can read the article by following this link:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/orl-kassab0908jul09,0,6061442.column

What I'm wondering about now is just how long will it take the current media to latch onto this and try to bring Mr. Weiss down. It seems that any time anybody starts some sort of faith-based initiative, they are automatically relegated to the loony bin or investigated for some deep dark secret on most cable news networks. Only certain religious "leaders" are given a pass (Rev. Wright, anyone?) and are seemingly untouchable. Heck, even the Pope has taken a few licks recently, and he's done nothing but repeat the beliefs of the Catholic Church in order to remind the general public as to where we Catholics stand on certain things. The Pope used to be in that small group of religious leaders who couldn't be attacked too harshly. Of course, that was back when Pope John Paul II was around. He was highly popular with Catholics and non-Catholics as well. Our current Pope, Benedict XVI, isn't as vocal or charismatic, yet he's a highly intelligent, faith-grounded person who's a perfect fit for a Church on its heels as of late.

Okay, I got sort of off topic there for a minute about the Pope. What do type of spin do you think our friends at the 24 hour news networks will create in order to bring down the Mouse this time? Good luck, Mr. Weiss, I fully support your church planting plans. I'll be praying for you and those who are helping you. Maybe someday you'll find a well-paying, minimal labor job for a thirtysomething Catholic boy who loves Disney (hint, hint)!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

A Star Trek-athon

Yesterday I received the six Star Trek films that I was missing on DVD. I previously owned only Star Trek IV, VI, First Contact, and Nemesis. Now that I have a complete set, I have quite a bit of catching up to do with the crew of the Enterprise. Excepting Insurrection, I've watched all of them before, whether it be on television, at the movies or on VHS, but this will be the first time I've experienced them all on DVD. I got home late last night and started Insurrection, but I wasn't able to finish it due to the fact that I was tired and still had a little work to do around the house. What I did watch of it was excellent, especially the colors of the film thanks to the DVD transfer. The film "popped" on the screen with wonderful bright and crisp colors. I've got to give a nod to the DVD transfer guys on this one. I personally feel that Insurrection looks better on the small screen than the DVD transfer of Nemesis.

My acquisition of all of these films is just one more step into my freefall into geekdom. I've always been a geek, but Star Trek never grabbed at me like other science fiction tales. Doctor Who, both the classic and new series, has always been my favorite science fiction series. I'm also pretty fond of Star Wars, but I can live without it. I've found that as I grow older, Star Wars has less meaning to me. George Lucas has admitted that it's just his attempt (at least initially, but lately I think its for nothing more than profit) at creating a modern mythology. That's excellent, but the last three films he made rang hollow in my opinion. Doctor Who plays out on a much more intelligent level. The main character is always changing, making for new and interesting reactions to different types of situations. The current incarnation of the Doctor is a rather sympathetic being with a very sinister streak hidden deep in his soul. He approaches everything with childlike wonder and he's pretty cocky as well. Earlier incarnations have had the Doctor from cranky old grandfather-type to dashing smooth talker to pompous snob. His rotating door policy with companions is great as well, mixing things up even more. Star Trek is a space drama, plain and simple. For those with a moderately sharp eye and ear, you can pick up on all sorts of historical references. It's always amazed me how well Gene Roddenberry and co. blended literature and art into such a seemingly cold setting as a starship. You can actually learn a few things from the show.

Other programs or films that I've enjoyed over the years for various reasons include Torchwood, Knight Rider, The X-Files, all of the Star Trek series, Red Dwarf and Blake's 7.

Wish me luck on my Trek-athon, and if you'd like to comment on your favorite sci-fi, drop me a line.

Monday, July 7, 2008

The Disney List

I love all things Disney. If you're even remotely acquainted with me, you know this already. With that in mind, I'd like to give a brief list of some of my favorite Disney films. If you enjoy these or any Disney films as much as I do, get in touch with me. I'd love to hear from you.

In no particular order:

1. Beauty and the Beast: I never was that big on romantic musicals until I saw this masterpiece. It was the first true modern classic for Disney in my book. It has action, suspense, romance and a brilliant message of looking behind the physical to find what truly makes a person beautiful. It also features an excellent villain, Gaston.

2. Hercules: I've always felt that this film never got the respect it deserved. It suffers from what I call post-Lion King syndrome. It seems that after Disney released The Lion King, folks expected every film they produced after that be a grand epic. Hercules in fun. That's all. The music, the characters, Hades, Pegasus and more all add up to a simply entertaining film. I don't mind the historical inaccuracies at all. Besides, this story is based on mythology!

3. Mulan: This film was a shocker to me. I expected it to be just another feel good flick from the Mouse that Walt Built but it is so much more than that. It's a wonderful coming of age tale of a young woman who's breaking cultural barriers. It's a war epic. It's a comedy. It's simply fantastic.

4. Old Yeller: If you don't love Old Yeller, you should be dragged into the street and shot. This is one of the greatest live action films I've ever watched. It ranks right up there with Shane as an epic tale. I still cry in this film even though I know what happens in the end. Of all the films on this list, I recommend this one as a "must have" for your DVD library if you don't have it already.

5. Dumbo: For anybody who's ever felt like an outsider, Disney's Dumbo is the film to watch. A short, sweet film that's got a great message of being yourself no matter who makes fun of you.

6. The Hunchback of Notre Dame: One of Disney's darkest animated features in my book, Hunchback isn't littered with all of the feel good, cottony soft moments that most Disney films feature. This one is a dark tale of cruelty, discrimination, longing and, eventually, pure happiness. It features Frollo, who, in my opinion, is one of the cruelest, most vile villains ever produced by the Disney Company.

7. Cinderella: The quintessential love story, Cinderella is one of Walt Disney's greatest achievements. It's a wonderful love story full of magic and humor. I simply love it.

8. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mister Toad: Two excellent literary tales lumped together. I enjoy Mister Toad but simply love Ichabod. It's downright terrifying when Ichabod is chased by the Headless Horseman.

9. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: Before its sequels made everybody confuses, Pirates made it cool to like pirates once again. It also breathed new life into the Pirates attractions at the Disney Theme Parks. Johnny Depp gives a great performance as Captain Jack Sparrow, but it's Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa who makes this film great.

10. Song of the South: How many of you actually remember Brer Bear, Brer Fox, and Brer Rabbit? How about Uncle Remus? These legendary characters have all but been erased from Disney's long list of wonderful characters. Why? Because racism exists on both sides of the coin and Disney is too scared to release this film on DVD. Due to a lot of misunderstanding (and I'm betting most of it comes from folks who've never even watched the film), Disney is afraid that releasing Song of the South will damage their good name along race lines. Please bring back my laughin' place!

Did I miss anything? Let me know what your favorite Disney films are.